BY CHEMELLE RICE
THE PEREZ SHOW….
Well well, what an eventful day it was for the housemates. Never a dull moment. I’m starting to acknowledge Perez now when he says its the Perez show. Its all about him. Me, me, meeeeee and boy is he right. He is the entertainment. Annoying or not.
Big brother played dirty dirty. That’s right. A fake tweet was displayed to the housemates stating that Perez planned to use Nadia before even entering the house. Very dirty big brother, very very dirty, ha!
Mr no friends but Nadia ended up getting hit with that. He swore on his sons life and it seemed to blow over pretty fast.
Katie Hopkins, Michelle Visage and Cami-Li gabbed away in the bedroom, laughing about the Tweet and wondering if he could prove it to be false. Katie was right to guess Perez was in the dairy room laid on the floor throwing a tantrum.
Easily distracted that man is, ha.
“Perez you are now part of a secret task” big brother said. Perez soon perked up. “Perez in the next hour you are to persuade the housemates that you are leaving the house”… Now this would be easier said then done if he didn’t threaten them everyday with this. Big Brother then went onto say that there is a “Secret Room” waiting for him at the back of the house. He packed his suitcase and stormed to the back of the garden were he staged his breakout through an emergency door.
Big brother gave Perez the title of the house “Puppet Master”, in the secret room he was watching their every move. Who knows what power Perez will have in there. Will he use it too his advantage and take it to the extreme… That is the question?… My guess is YES!
Who will keep Nadia company?… Will she even miss him?…
Perez sat scoffing down a bowl of cereal whilst twisting his fingers reminding me a little of Dr Evil from the Austin Powers Movie. Mr Hilton watched the Nominations.
Ken nominated Kavan… Revenge for the drunken spat we see.
Almost the whole of the housemates nominated Nadia and Patsie. It seems the majority find Patsie boring. Katie describes her as “Yoko Ono dressed as a French Onion carrier” Laugh out Loud!!!
Then came Perezs time to pull the strings on his puppets. Kavana, Cami and Katie Price all had one nomination leaving them tied. Perez had the power obviously to choose who to give the extra vote to. Who did he choose. Cami of course! Perez was glowing with joy as the nominations were read out. I wont even repeat what Cami said, Hahahahaha. Childish much?… I was in stitches. She’s such a baby! Get her out. Booooooo.
Cami-Li went on an outrageous rant. Saying she had suspisions in regards to who had nominated her. Katie Price did nominate Cami. They both share a bed together in the house as well. Cami didn’t say her name out right but she did say “Sleeping with the enemy, that’s what that is”…. That says it all. Did i mention they are all drinking at this point…. Everyone managed to get in bed without a word. I’m impressed. They’re all growing up. Hehehe.
I wonder what Perez will get up to tomorrow as “THE PEREZ SHOW” Continues….
